I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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