Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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