I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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