That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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