Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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