She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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