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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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