is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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