Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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