you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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