i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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