they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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