So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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