It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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