How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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