If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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