Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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