If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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