hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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