he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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