He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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