please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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