singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
sex in a hospital.. check
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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