dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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