Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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