But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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