At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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