he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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