I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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