Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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