You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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