You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
