they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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