I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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