I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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