whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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