I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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