NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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