Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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