Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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