I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Randomize
