Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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