Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
dude i'm inner monologue high
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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