There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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