Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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