they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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