Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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