I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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