I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Pants are for mortals
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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