This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
