Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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