Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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