That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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