I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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