I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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