New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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