Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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