Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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