The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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