just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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