i think i have herpe
just one?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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