I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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