Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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