I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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